Got a cow hankerin'? We know how to fix that.
If you have a friend with one, we can help that too.
A free, fun Free Buy Guide gut-check for dreamers, gift-givers, and the curious — kids, adults, and future farmers welcome. Free, no obligation; buying a cow is optional later. The gift path is separate. Virtual quizzes today; more virtual experiences coming.
Start free. Stay curious. Earn rewards.
A playful Highland readiness gut-check — open to dreamers and the curious, not a purchase gate. A real Farmer reads every answer and writes back honestly, including “not yet.” Free, no obligation; buying later is optional.
Go deeper, $5 a quiz — or open all 6 at once for $20. Casual, knowledge-building, and instant cow-expert status among your friends. Your pass lasts 183 days.
Every Educational & Fun quiz you finish earns a badge and builds toward it: three badges and we mint $10 off a real IRL cow experience — right on your shelf, on the spot. (Virtual experiences are on the roadmap too.)
Don't overthink it. This isn't a refund-tracking kind of thing — it's just a fun, low-cost way to explore. Paid quizzes are plus sales tax and a card-processing fee, itemized at checkout.
The badge shelf
All 6 Educational & Fun quizzes for $20 — one pass opens the whole paid shelf. Unlock lives in your farm portal (same Stripe checkout as the buyer shelf).
Unlock all — $20 →Whether you're 8 or 80, dreaming of your first Highland cow starts here. Paid unlocks happen in your farm portal (Google sign-in or the link in your portal email). New here? Start free — that email carries your portal key. Prefer to gift one? Send a fluffy cow card.
Play more, earn more
The more quizzes you take, the closer you get — three Educational & Fun badges mint your $10 code. Finish the whole shelf and the Full Herd badge wakes up too.
No pressure — just have fun. Rack up quizzes and the $10 IRL experience coupon is our thank-you.
Birthday · anniversary · just because
Know a cow lover? Send a Highland quiz sealed in a Merlin fluffy cow card — birthday, anniversary, or just because. They claim it with no account; finish three Educational & Fun quizzes and the farm mints them $10 off a Fluffy Cow Experience.
No pressure, no fine print — free, no obligation; buying a cow is optional later. Already signed up? Your quiz shelf is waiting in your buyer portal. Know somebody who'd love this? Send a fluffy cow card — Merlin envelope, your note, dad joke inside.
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